TIME SQUARE

"HEY, F--KFACE!  YA YOU!  YA'INAH HURRY F--KFACE?"

The sidewalks were swarming with tourists and business locals, so this New Yorker took to briskly walking along the gutter.  For reasons unknown, a taxi driver honked at him and what followed was the above exchange of pleasantries.
Welcome to New York City's
TIME SQUARE!

"MOMMA TOW'D ME NOT TO GO!"

(Sorry! Yes, I added the smiley faces, but not the butterfly)

I said to a grinning businessman sitting at a table to my immediate right, "You don't see this in Iowa!"  He laughed.

       BREASTS TO BEASTS      

Crapping Pennies.

Why do people throw money

into the imprints of a long dead sauropod?

TO EARTH IT FELL

This is a massive meteorite was held sacred by the Clackama Indians of Oregon's Willamette Valley, they named it Tomanowos after a "revered spiritual being that has healed and empowered the people of the valley since the beginning of time."

The rainwater that pooled in its pocked surface was believed to have healing, purifying, and cleansing powers.  But then came the 1850's, and the various tribes of the western Oregon and northern California were relocated, and this object of great religious significance was packed off to the American Museum of Natural History.

T-REX

According to Dr. Jack Horner, Curator of the Museum of the Rockies Department of Paleontology, this flesh ripping, chunk gobbling, Jeep chasing beast of nearly every boy's dream, was more suited for the consumption of carrion than for the ferocious fights choreographed in cinema.  Morevoer, Dr. Horner has pointed out that its dainty forearms were not adequately designed to capture large prey; and I might add to that, or even holding a tea cup.

However, its enlarged olfactory (its sniffer) was enlarged and at best designed for hunting down static, and pungent prey already dead.

THE PEOPLE ON THE STREET

D'OOPS! I already used this picture!

Woody says, "Howdy stranger!"

Hot dog vendor

BRYANT PARK

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A few decades ago this beautiful little park, in midtown New York, was the haunt of drug attics, pushers, and other frequenters of society's substrata.  It was successfully taken back by area citizens, and is now a place families can enjoy.

Bryant's Parks exceedingly clean and welcoming public restrooms.

    The EMPIRE STATE BUILDING    

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THE CHRYSLER BUILDING 

People and Places

Male Boothrooms?

A Subtle Difference 

"HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS!"

Our journey ends where it began, in the dank, musty smelling subways of The Big Apple.

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